Sharp knife cuts pink flesh
haunted screams emit sadly
as block dwindles

Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.

Pork butt, dancing hooves
secreted in tight-sealed tin
no more dancing now

Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.

Emerged from tin can
a pink gelantinous goo
won't stick to dentures

Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty.